Wishing Well by Shannon Anthony

This is the plan. Whenever you get sick, come in early, so you have time to stand shivering (or sweating) in the lobby. An elevator will stop eventually. Take it to the basement. On a good day, you'll be able to find a seat between a sore throat and a kitchen accident, but the wait is never long.

When your number is called, approach the window and hold your identification up to the glass, which is shatterproof. The man inside will run a wand over your barcode and push a button that sends a coin skittering out into your feverish (or freezing) palm. Be ready. Pocket this coin with care. Note that if you are pocketless this will be difficult. Make your way back to the elevator. Push 3 for the top floor. When you get there, follow the arrow around the corner to the door marked USE AT YOUR OWN RISK NO ROOF ACCESS. Refrain from sitting on the floor. Pull up a wall between a sprained ankle and a clinical depression and patiently wait your turn.

The door handle may feel warm to your cold (or overheated) touch. Enter the stairwell. Take out the coin. Note that this will be deducted from your next paycheck. No matter where or how much you are aching, you should force your torso into your lucky windup. Offer up a prayer if you are so inclined. Alternatively, an incantation. Fling that penny for all you are worth.